Straight-to-the-Point Pervert:
Can I Nutrageous on your Mounds?
Anything but Shy Girl:
Will you make my Starburst?
Priest:
I like my Sour Patch Kids like I like my altar boys. Good and Fruity.
Unlucky Girl:
Can't tonight, another flare up...I have Goobers all over my Mallow Cup
Shopacholic:
Hey Sugar Daddy, take me on a Spree!
Drunk Dialer:
Anyone looking to Skor?
Laid Back Stoner:
That Mary Jane was good stuff. Wanna play with my Chunky?
Impessive Girl Next Door:
I don't get why they are called Jawbreakers?
Wilfred Brimley:
Pixy Stix.
Creepy Swim Coach:
OK girls, how about a Fun Dip?
Future Gay Guy:
Yummmmmy! Could I have some more Mike and Ike?
Bad Hook Up Girl:
So I Pull and Peel?
Stupid Nervous Idiot:
Want to see my Raisinets? I mean, wait. My Slim Jim? Oh God.
Fat Girl:
I can fit nine Butterfingers in my Peppermint Patty!
School Skank:
I'll have 3 Musketeers. No wrapper.
Ditz:
Can you do the Whatchamacallit with your Cow Tale on my Snow Caps?
Clown:
Do you like the texture of Circus Peanuts?
Exaggerator:
Dude, just had a Sixlet.
Gangster:
Yo, Honees, let me see dat Tootsie Roll! My Swizzle Stick's fo shizzle. Shooot.
Sketchy Guy:
It's hot out. Did your Milk Duds get stuck inside a Box? Giggidy.
Unoriginal Bastard:
How about a Hershey Kiss? Ehh?
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