Real Men of Genius Idea

Today we salute you, Mr. Always Want to Get the Last Clap.
As a young a boy you would look for the perfect opportunity,
Whether it be a school play or your sister's orchestra concert
(your sister played the flute)

You paid no attention to the play or the music during the show,
But when that crowd goes wild, it's your time to shine
And you get into the ready position
(yes, the ready position)

As the applause starts to quiet down, your hands have just begun,
You notice two other people in the room also want that last clap,
But no! You continue and continue to clap at an odd, broken pace.
People wonder if you are more awkward or obnoxious,
But it doesn't matter, because you got the last clap, yet again!
(Mr. Always Want to Get the Last Clap)