I just ordered a pizza and hadn't eaten all day. I was starving and the 30 minute wait for delivery felt like 2 hours. I had the paper plate already to go and a nice cold can of orange soda on deck. The pizza guy finally came and I brought the box directly to my coffee table to watch TV. Boy was I excited.
I ripped a small slice off to start and it was smoking hot. I gave it one quick blow and a waft and went for it. Ah Ah Ahhhh. The cheese ripped off the whole slice and went directly for the roof of my mouth. I tried to open my mouth as wide as possible and suck all the air in as possible to cool it down, but it was too late. I gambled and I went for the first bite too soon. I went on to have 4 slices and couldn't taste one bite.
After thinking about it, the reason burning the roof of your mouth is so terrible is because you get hurt and disapointed at the exact moment you think you are going to be so happy. It's like opening the big box first at Christmas and finding out its one of those 10 in 1 game tables, where the jackass inventor of this product is actually able to ruin 10 great games by combining them in 1 small crappy table.
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