Band-Aids

Band-Aids will always be important as long as there are kids in the world.  Everyone always had cuts when they're kids. Are kids’ skin just extra sensitive or are they that much more active than adults? Or are kids just idiots? Every week I had a cut on my shin, or my knees had raspberries on them. What was I doing? Was I just sliding on pavement for fun? Was I playing jump rope with thorn branches?

So kids get band-aids, they're on for a week and they get all dusty and dirty around the edges and then right before the cut healed, the band-aid falls off into a pool and the cut re-opens. Repeat that dusty and dirty around the edges step with a new band-aid and pray you don't go to a pool party in the next week.

I'm not sure why, but I never had Band-Aids at my house. Maybe because Band-Aids are the most racist product of all time?